Item found on gossip site Popbitch: The breakout star of Gulf War II is obviously Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, Iraq's Information Minister. His ability to lie so blatantly on behalf of his evil boss makes him perfectly suited for a career in celebrity PR.

Posh Spice may soon have a vacancy for him, if rumours surrounding her current publicist's huge unpopularity with the tabloids are true. Mohammed would be perfect - he could tell even the most ludicrous baby-kidnap story without batting an eyelid.