Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Club Fights

If you're at a party this weekend or if you're traveling and you end up at a nightclub, and a fight breaks out... here are the most likely causes:


5 comments:

  1. the No.1 reason: "you spilled my drink"

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  2. That's really good but what about doing one that applies specifically to parties in Kuwait...

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  3. Well.. I didn't do this one, I nicked it off The Onion.

    Mad M2000 would be the right person to do a cartoon about party fights in Kuwait.. If only he would come out of hiding!!

    But in the meantime... why don't you bloggers give some causes based on your experiences here?

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  4. The most likely causes if a fight breaks out at a nightclub are:

    1)You're looking at someone's girl for too long.

    2)You're wearing different colors (Crip/Blood rivalry)

    3)If several girls refuse to dance with you, you start a fight with the guy who's getting the most luck with the women to save your manhood

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  5. Most likely causes nowadays >>>>>>
    A Guy with a Big Brown/Black Eye, bushy Mustache/Beard, and Dark/Black Hair.
    Whoever qualifies for the above criteria, better watch it cause it's gonna be your Azz out there!

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Keep it clean, people!