Monday, November 08, 2004

Beware the Flu

It's gonna get you if you're not careful. There's a virus going around town and yours truly has been sick at home since Saturday.

I went to my favorite doctor Saturday evening for her magic injection, and I noticed something strange. There were many male patients with beards and short dishdashas (i.e. religious) and they had no problem at all getting an injection on their butts by a female nurse.

Weird, huh?

21 comments:

  1. eeeeeeeee walla bo elzaid tawny af6en

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  2. Not weird at all, islamicists never allow their women to receive medical treatment from men, while they have no scruples in being treated by women. True it does not make sense, but sexual discrimination is not based on logic - it is not meant to make sense in the first place.

    anyways - as long as it is not SARS you'll be fine, o matshoof shar :)

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  3. Nano... I think it means that behind closed doors they don't care, and in public they put on a show of being religious!

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  4. لماذا لم يرتشفوا كأسا من عسل العويد ؟

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  5. That sucks.
    Hope you get well soon, Z.

    Gigi, sympathetically

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  6. Just the thought of seeing thier asses makes me sick.... I feel sorry for the nurse.

    Get well soon Zaydoun and try drinking pure Zanjabeel, I reccomend Qasid khair's Zanjabeel :)

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  7. maybe they all thought they were getting an injection of common sense, since they all lack it!!

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  8. salamaat, make sure you get your vitamin C and most important of course, vitamin Z.

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  9. ما تشوف شر زيدون

    Try a double shot of Courvoisier XO. It'll do wonders to your runny nose and your psyche ;-)

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  10. Zaydoun, they probably looked for someone with the flu and licked their tongues as much as possible!

    The thought of getting their ass peirced by a female probably turns them on more than anything, and half of them probably are healthy enough to run a marathon, those horny freaky beardoes!

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  11. Thanks for the tips and good wishes everyone. I'm much better today which is why I posted something. Yesterday I was in no mood, and in no shape

    I've been loading up on Vitamin C and a great hot drink of camomile, lemon, honey and ginger. It helped me sleep really well.

    Jambino, I'll pass on the Courvoisier (geddit?) till after Eid

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  12. سيد زيدون

    أنت تحتاج إلى الرقية الشرعية حتى تشفى بإذن الله ، و أرجو أن تترك الأدوية التي صنعها الكفار الفجار لأن الفلس الذي تدفعه للدواء الكافر سيجعل الدولة الكافرة تأخذ عليها ضريبة من الشركة التي صنعتها والتي بدورها ستتحول إلى رصاصة في قلب شقيقك المسلم المجاهد في كل مكان

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  13. A friend of mine is a "she" surgeon, and she had to operate on a" he" Islamist. He had hemorrhoids "bowaseer", and since he was admitted in a public hospital, the doctor that diagnosed and admitted him was different than the doctor who operated on him. And you can imagine what happened when he woke up from anesthesia and found out that a woman operated on him. "Gelub elmostashfa foog ta7at". And the poor woman got enough cussing to hate her job. I think those guys do not mind certain views of the**** but yesta7rimoon other views, it's all a matter of prospective.
    Ma teshoof shar Zaydoun.

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  14. أخت رباب


    لقد كان بالأولى على صديقتك عندما اقتلعت دوالي البواسير أن تزرع مكان الجرح جرذا

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  15. Salamat. Treat yourself to some kanafa that you were talking about. As for the religious people(I've got a couple of interesting stories about then on my blog, you should check it out) anxiously waiting to get shots up their asses, I'm sure it serves some sort of poetic justice for the nurses to stick needles up their asses. How about the nurses take the big sticks out of their asses while they're at it? Kill two birds with one stone.

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  16. Glad you're feeling better now :)

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  17. Good to know you're on the recovery side. :)
    I see a conspiracy here... May be the doctor want's some of her patients for regularly visits. Hence, The lady giving shot's on men's butt.

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  18. Dear zaydoun you are in good hands....
    sarpanch ethical doctores can not rfuse patiants... plus the doctor you are reffering to has not in need for more patiants(see how yoy are).

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  19. it is unrealistic to think about Islamists as one group with the same priorities, trends, thoughts and agenda. as someone supported the Sep 11 attacks, my fellow liberals usually say americans were civilians and had nothing to do with the biased american foreign policy. i.e., they can differentiate btw people & do not put them in one basket; yet, they categorized islamists in one group and zaydoon assumes that all of them are hypocrites coz one showed his butt to a female-nurse. another one, although apparently s/he seems 2 B liberal, talks abt a man who used his right to choose the medical service provided and try his/her best to make it sounds stupid! although I am as someone aware of the medical procedures and protocols applied in q8 the case does not require immediate shipping from ER to O/P! ? do u c the dilemma here.. the patient uses his RIGHT and our fellow liberals make fun of him.

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  20. Bu Rashed... they are hypocrites in so many ways, there is not enough time or space to make a list...The incident with the female nurses was nothing!

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